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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true
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Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,
are you?
Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog's brother.
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,
are you?
Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dogs brother.
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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
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Santa Drivs In To 1-Way &
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Santa: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..
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Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe..
Banta: Oye bevwoof, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti..!.
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Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon...
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