Teacher:
If U call ur mother as MUM then what will U call ur mothers younger sis and elder sis?
Sardar:
So simple, Ill call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM ;->
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A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?
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Tiger-aur kya karta.. kab se bakwas kr rha tha
"ini wadi billi" :-D
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SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.
WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA
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Teacher sardar se: dahi ko english mei btao?
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Sardar sochne k bad:
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Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.! :-)
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Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon....
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Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.
Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne =P
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Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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An astronomer was
watching the sky from
his telescop Santa
Singh was observing
him,Suddenly a star
falls, seeing that Santa
Sing shouted,"kha
nishana lagaya hai!"
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