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Friends Are like Priya Gold Biscuit Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
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patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai
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A recently fired
stock trader said
“This is worse than divorce
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife”
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Wyf : Luk A Thief Has Enterd Our Kitchen
N He Is Eating D Cake Prepard By Me
Husband: Whom Shud I Cal
Now Police Or Ambulance..
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Husband
to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
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Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
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